Today’s Quote is an Epigram!

Her whole life is an epigram: smack smooth, and neatly penned,
Platted quite neat to catch applause, with a sliding noose at the end.
–William Blake

fulfilling a quota

“Tennis depresses me man. The depressing thing about tennis is…I will never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They’re fucking relentless.”

—Mitch Hedberg

This Quote touched the Little Quote

“I just got my first tv credit…have you seen To Catch a Predator? Well, it’s like Grey’s Anatomy. Only they fuck children…It’s not like Grey’s Anatomy at all”

Comedian whose name I forget. He had a bushy beard.

happy quote

“hahahaha”

patrons of the non-gay bar where i did standup last night

Quote of the last, like, four days

“Child in stroller stares at man in wheelchair”

Headline, the Onion

Quotes on a blog

Vincent: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent:No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: What’d they call it?

Vincent: Royale with Cheese.

Jules: Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

Vincent:Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jules: What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent:I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.

—Pulp Fiction

The little quote

Adieu, dit le renard.Voici mon secret. Il est très simple:
on ne voit bien	qu'avec le coeur.
L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

Quote of the Day

I know I’m young/but if I had to choose between her and the sun/I’d be one nocturnal son of gun

Gym Class Heroes, Cupid’s Chokehold

overheardinnewyork.com brings you today’s quote

Little old man: Hello, sir, you look like a millionaire!
Young thug: I’ll stab you in your fucking eyeball…

–McDonald’s, 34th St

quotes are nice, aren’t they?

Not the Face! Not the Face!

Black girl: My daddy says I can’t fight her because she’s pregnant.
Wigger chick: Her face ain’t pregnant, is it?

–Subway bathroom, 4th & 6th

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