About Me

Some random things about me, told in no particular order and for no particular reason: I am tall, and black, and play basketball, recreationally. I used to play chess a lot more than I do now. I also used to be on a math team, but I still think I’m cool. At one point in my life I was somewhat of a model. I don’t write nearly as much I should, and I never write about relevant issues. I’m 19, which is slightly too old to know everything, but young enough to think that knowledge of my ignorance makes me special. I weigh somewhere between 150 and 155 pounds, and am about 6′3. I like pretty much all word games. I vacillate between insecurity and vanity with regularity. My writing style is long, drawn-out and often confusing. I think I’m pretty funny.

I like funny movies, David Sedaris, “Classic” books, Perry Bible Fellowship, the Onion, Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles, Dinosaur Comics, Points in Case, Eric Blair, The Devil’s Dictionary, and popular music, as long as it’s not pop.

I don’t like making arbitrary lists, because I invariably leave things out.

You kind of either get me or you don’t.